More Fun with Engrish

"we rejected his colon but now he has mets so we will reject his liver too"
...i think he meant resect but reject is colourful.

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resident: "his chief complaint was screaming"
me: "screaming?.. like.. yelling?"
resident: "no no, X-ray Pliya San"
me: "ooh. screening."

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sensei: "she is a 40 year old woman and she speaks english. you should take a history from her"

if i had known to swap every she with he, woman with man and her with him, i wouldnt have wasted half an hour searching for a nonexistent english speaking female.

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listening to a japanese person say "irregularly irregular" never gets old