Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Various Mature Conversations with Big Brother

Walking around Osaka Castle


Bro: Spiderman versus Samurai.. who would win?
Me: Ooh..tricky.. i wanna say Samurai
Bro: Mmm.. maybe but spidey would scale the moat wall
Me: But the samurai would pour hot oil on him
Bro: Nah cause he'd creep up on them and use his spidey senses
[long and involved conversation ensues detailing strengths and weaknesses]
Bro: Ookay.. James Bond versus Ninja
Simultaneously: Bond. Defo.


As you can see.. Osaka Castle is intensely blinged out.
Thanks to Maiko for the recommendation.


Lost in Kyoto
Bro: Is this the street?
Me: Na, not this street..
Bro: You're a street.
Me: Your face is a street
Bro: Your momma is a street
[much school girl giggling, especially from Sathish]

more bling than you can handle

Osaka is kinda like the real life version of Tokyo Drift. Impressive cars and neon lights. both best experienced at night. This was compounded by the fact that we had the dubious honour of staying next to what appeared to be a somewhat shady Yakuza run joint that pimped out luxury super cars. Sathish salivated everytime we walked past.. lamborghinis, bentlys, ferrari, astons etc

one of the more rediculous cars we saw..
too scared to take photos of the yakuza joint.. this was in a mall.

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