They are the devil`s spawn, sent from the flaming tarry pits of hell to torment the good, virtuous people of this world.
I have a friend who is a dentist.. the only possible explanation for which is that she was abused as a child and though i recognise this and endeavour to accept her in spite of her (abysmal) career choice.. it`s fair to say that right now, i hate her too. She and her kind suck. How do you live with your selves? Inflicting endless, debilitating, excruciating pain.. then pretending like you`re sorry.. like it hurts you more?!... LIES. Bastardos! All of you. Dont think we dont see through you..
You are the reason for all the pain and suffering in this world. If you all just went away, wars and pestilence would follow. Global warming would reverse.. the economic crisis would remit.. Michael Jackson would be normal.. peace and love would reign.. The world would just be a more tolerable place.
ARGH!!!asdf;klhjdf;lkasdf
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I couldn't agree more but, Random. Even for u.
P is in the middle of an emergency root canal. my guess is it is infected so it probably tickles a little bit more than normal. she was probably in a pain induced delerium when she wrote that
Oooh...chicken! Sounds like you need a hot spa, and then a backrub (and some ABs wouldn't go amiss either, by the sounds of things). Where's McFlurry when you need him?
P.S. Note how "Dentist Friend" euphemistically refers to excrutiating pain as a "tickle"...
i did get some ABs. it was injected straight into "the core" of my tooth which i can testify to it being even less fun that it sounds. i almost bit him, gurgled out fucker cept his hand was in my mouth so it came out as frghur.. then cried. my lip even wobbled which i found fascinating. conclusion: dont ever get a root canal ingy.
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